I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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