Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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