I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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