miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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