So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
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I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
We need to get me chipped asap
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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