Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
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Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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