Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
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Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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