pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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