Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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