turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
they're like a gay fantastic four
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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