i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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