We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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