NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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