what if I'm pregnant?
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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