I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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