I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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