That's when you crack a 10am beer
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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