hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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