There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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