your parents love me but you hate me
Your dad touched me again.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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