Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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