I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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