I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
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I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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