it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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