i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
