I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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