I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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