You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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