big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm like, not good at living.
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