Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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