So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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