You're completely useless in the revolution.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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