Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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