Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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