Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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