HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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