I want to stick my p in your. b.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Randomize