White coat. Heels.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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