Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
The power of my boobs compel you
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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