everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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