whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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