Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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