So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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