i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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