so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
vagina is talking i cant
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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