I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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