I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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