I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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