The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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