can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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