Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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