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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet

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(703): View more from Virginia

there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...

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(778): View more from British Columbia

She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I booty called her while she was in labor.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!

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(812): View more from Indiana

There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with

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(343): View more from Ontario

Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you

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(469): View more from Texas

Where is everybody?

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It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.

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