I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
