Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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