Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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